(Source: ill-be-your-sweet-iced-tea, via sunshineandalittlepink)
(Source: ill-be-your-sweet-iced-tea, via sunshineandalittlepink)
(Source: dietcokeandasmoke, via sunshineandalittlepink)
(Source: properkidproblems, via sunshineandalittlepink)
(via that-colorado-prep)
(Source: condenasttraveler, via ackwhales)
Tewaaraton means little brother of war. To the Kanien’kehá:ka (Mohawk people) this is not merely a game, to us it is a way of life and a direct bond to our ancestors that played the game.
(via xsquirtlex)
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
(via saucy-fellow)
jerseysandsandmonograms asked: did you dislocate your knee??
yeah
who wants to see my relocated knee because goddamn it is sexy
(Source: the-essence-of-joy, via jacks-and-lilly)